iz not eazy bein' blue

Yeahhhhhh i has had a real fun weekenn. Sadderday night, girl hadda drop me off at my Gpa’s. I go dere suntines buuuuu dis tine was da best. I got to go ousside, by myself, into the woods for liiiiike a half hour n I found a ded thing. I ‘member when Kep (my big bro) used to come home smellin like ded things n I thot he was da man. So I rolled in da ded thing and I felt realy manly.

Girl did not think it was coo doe so I had to has a baff. Chloe made fun of me. Wuz not coo, man.

And den, I felt like dis inside.

Still, wuz not a bad weekenn. 8/10.

Anonymous asked: Why don't you have a girlfriend ickle?

yeahhhhhh i uzed to haz a girlfrend. her name wuz dot. and we wuz coworkas. buuuuuuu when you haz a girl der is no time fo stoopid things like girlfrends. duh.

tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

eazy answar: girl. everting else follow girl. widout girl dere is no toys, no food, no luz, no nussin. girl.

yeahhh. 

ima caddo dog and i liv in the city of seaddo. i don like da husso busso of da ciddy buuuu i make it werk. i have mo fwiends than anyone i know. and i haz a lotto fwiends.

yeahhhh, suntines i like to dwess up and esplore artstic cweative side. sometimes i dont. sometimes i bite peepow.

i haz a girl. i picked her. fo years go. 8 weeks old is too young to pick yo own girl, but we make it work. she wuz sisteen. iz hard raisin a sisten yea ol. i take her to work wit me. i has bit two coworkers. no regres.

der are some people i love. but i mostly will bit chu. 

i has a fodder figure. sometimes we run togeder and i am fasder dan him. sometimes we go to mcdonowlds. sometimes i bite his mom but i likeh her.

i has a gma and a gpa. yeaaahhhh. dey take care of me wen girl is gone. she goes away suntines. i don like it. das why i bit her frens. yeahhhh gma has drink wine n smoke sigrets. i know when she does dat she opens da drawer and i bark to say i know wut you is doin. yeahhhhh. 

yeahhh iz not eazy to be blue.